In search of lonely ladies with big bank accounts, happy-go-lucky Charlie cons his cranky, widower brother-in-law Herb into joining him on an all-expense-paid, luxury cruise. But their "deluxe accommodations' are deep in the bowels of the ship and Charlie has actually signed them on as dance hosts! Under the tyranny of crooning cruised director Gil Godwyn, Charlie and Herb are in for rough weather as they romance the luscious Liz and the lovely Vivian....

Two men decide to become dance instructors on a cruise ship so they can meet women and con them out of money.

They used to run the country. Now they're running for their lives! Two former one-term presidents are framed in a scandal by the current president and pursued across the U.S. by armed agents. The two squabbling political foes plunge into a desperate and delightfully frantic search for the evidence that will establish their innocence. As they scramble through the real America, they get an unexpected crash course in how their policies affected the citizens....

Harry Stoner is caught in a violent collision with his past and present life. He believes there is nothing significant in his life except survival, and that instinct pushes him beyond moral conduct.

A French policeman single-handedly raids a brothel and loses his job because he discovers the chief of police is one of the customers. He soon falls in love with one of the "Ladies".

As public relations man Joe Clay's career begins to flounder, he starts drinking heavily prompting his wife to start as well, and they soon end up in downward alcoholic spiral as their lives shatter around them.

Comedy about two divorced men who live together but can't stand each other's habits.

Jane Osgood a single mom of two finds herself in the live lobster business. When her first big order turns up dead it kills her chances for a successful season. Discovering that budget cuts at the railroad is to blame she goes up against the railroad's tyrannical owner to make this season not a complete loss.

Two old men, rivals for fifty years, put new energy into their squabbles when a beautiful widow, and then another beautiful woman comes to town.