pt. I THE PLAN -- 1.Delta Bravo -- 2.It's Not Switzerland -- 3.Lady Gaga -- 4."Intimidated by the Crowd" -- 5.Arc de Triomphe -- 6."A Violent Act" -- 7.On the X -- 8.The A-Team -- 9."Bite Me" -- 10.The Photo Op -- 11.Totally Shit-Faced -- 12."Dead Silence" -- 13.The Horror, the Horror -- 14.We're Actually Losing -- 15.Petraeus Can't Do Afghanistan, and We Aren't Going to Get Bin Laden -- 16.The Elections, Part I -- 17.Texts to Berlin -- 18.The Elections, Part II -- 19.Team America Rolls the Ritz -- 20.On Principle -- 21.Spies Like Us -- 22."I'm President. I Don't Give a Shit What They Say" -- 23.The Strategy -- 24."Let Me Be Clear" -- 25.Worshipping the Gods of Beer -- 26.Who Is Stanley McChrystal? Part I, 1954--1976 -- 27."The Jerk in Green" -- 28.Who Is Stanley McChrystal? Part II, 1976--Present Day -- 29.Reality Checks In -- pt. II INTERLUDE: DUBAI -- pt. III AFGHANISTAN -- 30.A Short History of a Horrible Idea -- 31.Bad Romance --

32.President Karzai Has a Cold

33.An E-mail Exchange: Come Walk in Our Boots

34.A Boy Born in 1987

35.Where Is Israel Arroyo?

36.Ingram's House

37.An Army of None

38.In the Arena

39."I Didn't Even Know We Were Fighting There"

40.The Concluding Converations with Duncan Boothby, General Petraeus Face-Plants in Congress, and the Story Breaks While I Watch American Helicopter Pilots Kill Insurgents

pt. IV THE GRACEFUL EXIT

41."Very, Very Bad"

42.The Pentagon Investigates McChrystal

43.The Media-Military-Industrial Complex

44.I'd Rather Be Eating a Burger

45.Once Upon a Time in Kandahar

46.King David's War

47."Tourism, Not Terrorism"

48.Petraeus Does Body Counts

49.The New Afghanistan

50.Joe Biden Is Right