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When Digby Welch is one of 4 boys sent on a simple errand, it has repercussions that reach clear to the State's Governor.

Horace Higby comes to the rescue of his school's football team as the "secret weapon" on the offense.

"When a moving van arrives next door to the Twits and Mr. and Mrs. Lovely get out, that's bad enough. But it gets worse. . . Their two Lovely children, Ruff and Tumble, have moved in next door too. And the Twits hate children. (Sorry if you are one. We don't hate you, just to be clear.) The Twits decide the Lovelies must go. Even if it means some serious plotting, which involves: a hungry tiger, giant catapults, and lots of disgusting dog hair. Will...

In humorous, rhyming text, the young reader learns all about the bad hygiene habits of zombies.

In humorous, rhyming text, the young reader learns all about the bad eating habits of zombies (and a few good eating habits for non-zombies).

"Math scores at Ella Mentry School are way down! But Mrs. Stoker is bringing in an expert named Ms. Greene to help A.J. and his friends study. Ms. Greene is nice, but she sees numbers everywhere--skateboarding, football, even in height! Between solving weird word problems, being mathletes, and sitting on their denominators, how much more math can the class take?"--Amazon.

Publisher Annotation: Well, it happened. You peed your pants. You probably regret that second (okay, third lemonade. We’ve all been there. This book has some tips to get you through it (including but not limited to traffic cone pants, extraterrestrial negotiations, food fights, and other very practical techniques). With her playful retro palette, debut author-illustrator Rachel Michelle Wilson offers a space to laugh with yourself through one of...

When all school holidays are cancelled at Ella Mentry School, A.J. and the gang work with teachers to figure out weird-but-real holidays they can observe, in a book featuring pages of puzzles, games and more.

Publisher Annotation: Ever since the world filled with portals to hell and bloodthirsty demons started popping out on the reg, Jasper’s life has gotten worse and worse. A teenage nobody with no friends or family, he is plagued by the life he can’t remember and the person he’s sure he’s supposed to be. Jasper spends his days working as a checkout clerk at the Here for You discount mart, where a hell portal in aisle nine means danger every shift....

"The alarm wakes you up for the day, You even have some time to play, But this gnome picked your locks, And changed all your clocks, And the school bus is driving away!" Welcome to the world of the not-so-sneaky gnomes! Each page contains a beautiful illustration with a sneaky gnome and a description of what they do. Some gnomes hide your keys and some like to shrink your clothes, and ALL of them think they are sneaky! For those too young to...